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Super altered egos
August 21, 2011 in Click for GigsOFFICE PRODUCT DEPOT BRAND LAUNCH
We’ve been doing so many rugby themed gigs recently (as well as the usual conference MC, dinner theatre work) that we’d forgotten there are still clients out there with a truly twisted sense of humour. Cue the lovely folk from Office Products Depot who flew us up to Auckland just to kick off their breakfast session… as Fat Bat Man and Super Tight Fit Man. So much lycra… so little coverage.
Check out the pom poms on these lovely… um, ladies.
July 3, 2011 in Click for GigsASB Roadshow 2011
The theme was “Ready, Set, Win” and we put on our best sporty attire as conference MC’s. The thing about being really good event MC’s is keeping the audience guessing. Well, when we pulled out the cheerleader costumes, we really got them guessing. From Auckland to Hamilton through Wellington and Christchurch, we didn’t drop the ball once – if we had imagine the view they would have got.
Why did the Mexican cross the road?
April 28, 2011 in Click for GigsAUCKLAND TRANSPORT ROAD SAFETY AWARENESS
Murray and Archie, The MurrayArchies, helped the good folk of Auckland Transport & MADANT to promote road safety. “Check before you step” was the theme and we samba’d, we rumba’d, we shook our maracas at unsuspecting people as they made there way across the road. Mexican for breakfast, it’s makes the rest of your day so spicy.
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VID!
We’re from Christchurch, so we know how to rock!
January 30, 2011 in Click for GigsVERO OP SHOP TOUR
Vero threw some parties around New Zealand to tell their people they totally rock! We got to hang out with the guys from Op Shop and play a truck load of guitar hero. To really enhance my rock persona, I took twice my normal dose of hay fever medicine and snorted quite a lot of coke, but I think I prefer to drink it. The bubbles make you sneeze.
Muchas Gracias and Good Night!
December 22, 2010 in Click for GigsIAG & Vbase Mexican party nights

Dos Gringos have just finished a three night stint at the Christchurch Convention Centre. The clever folk at Vbase had decked out all three halls in a newly fabricated “South Of The Border” theme. The boys said it was just like walking in to the town of their birth… only inside and waaaay more Mexicannyer.
Phil and Liz and Si and Gary
December 9, 2010 in Click for GigsMORE FM XMAS FUNCTION 2010
British royalty hung out with Christchurch royalty last night as we swapped corgi stories with More FM’s men in the morning. They are a lot more corporeal than they seem on the radio and though we’re not ones to gossip… we think Si might actually dye his hair. Unfortunately the second we brought up the word “Dye”, Liz threw a tiz and Camilla the Corgi nearly took Gary’s eye out…
What a couple of Old Queens!
November 2, 2010 in Click for Gigs2010 WESTFIELD AWARDS
It’s like Priscilla Queen of the Desert meets Bad Boy Bubby and they had more fun than a corgi down your hot pants. The recent Westfield Awards had two Very Intriguing Perfomers. Greg and Rikki as Liz ‘n Phil. They officially opened the night, were event M.C.s and it was a right royal “Galah” performance. Bloody flaming Galahs!
Thanks to event photographer Ron Thow for the pic.
Beer, there and everywhere…
October 18, 2010 in Click for GigsSTELLA ARTOIS ROADSHOW
How do you pour the perfect Stella Artois?
Yes, we thought the answer was straight down your throat as well. But the truth is a lot more complicated, just ask my second wife.
There are 12 steps… no wait that’s giving up beer… look, there’s a lot of steps to pouring the perfect Stella and we’ve been traveling around the country teaching folk how!
Guess who rung in the ring ins?
October 5, 2010 in Click for GigsVODAFONE INTERACTIVE CHARACTERS
Vodafone wanted some vocal supporters for an important Warriors match, who didn’t mind making heaps of noise and drinking beer.
And being paid for it.
Yeah, it really sucks to be us sometimes.
Noise. Booze. Money.
It’s hell being an Outwit.
It’s hammer time
September 30, 2010 in Click for Gigs, UncategorizedBOFFA MISKELL CHARITY AUCTION

Boffa Miskell decided to have an auction of art works for their staff function. They gave Arty & Farty the gavel and said, “hammer away.” So we did. At the end of it the crowd were completely hammered and we’d raised a King’s ransom for charity.








