Send your guests on a misguided tour!

Artemis and Fartemis are two old toffs who are on hand to tell your guests everything they know about the venue you’re in. And what they don’t know they’ll make up.

Perfect for Art Galleries, Museums, Stately Homes – anywhere there’s a bit of art & history really. Once the tour is over they then hold an hilarious Q & A where no subject is too oblique for these experts.

"Arty and Farty were great on Friday night for the opening of Heritage Week. You hit the right note in terms of serious versus comedy. All the feedback we have was great, and people loved you, so we are all very happy campers today!"
Sheena Baines, Events Technical Coordinator, CCC

"Everyone was raving afterwards... What enjoyable and professional entertainment."

Emma Velde, Scape

"Great night at the Art Auction, thank you for all your hard work...you
were a hit!"

Nancy Vance, Boffa Miskell

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