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"April 11th" - Scots get sconed by stone
On this day in 1951 the Stone of Scone, the stone upon which Scottish monarchs were traditionally crowned, was found on the site of the altar of Arbroath Abbey. I too have been sconed by a stone. And (come to think of it) stoned from scones. And brownies too. Speaking of drugs... (NSFW - it features one F word and a weird doctor's model of some lady parts) CLICK IF YOU DARE!!!!!
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(Thanks Archive Org & Bronnie)

 

Dub, dub, dub ON TOUR!!!!

Hey we're in bloody Dunedin och aye tell your friends. The tour is warming up and by the time we get to you, we'll have a better idea of what the bloody hell we're doing. Dates are here

 

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_ _ The Outwits' weekly viral dose of the best medicine _ _

 

11/04/08 - Number: 039 (For the pretty version of this newsletter click here)

 

☺ ;) :@ I WAS JOKING☺ ;) :@

 

Q: Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake came out of the girl.

 

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### A LITTLE STRIP TEASE ###

My spidey sense is tingling. I think some people might think this comic is a bit weird.

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!@#$%THE GOOD OLD DAYS!@#$%

This old ad was so effective I went straight out and had a fag. Well, when I say straight... never mind.

 

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!!!!FRIDAY CUTE bit – Guuuuuush!!!!!!

We has a kitteh at home at the moment. She is only 15 days old and her eyes have just opened. She be the cuteness...jpeg

 

 

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Right's that's enough, get back to work!

Until next week, keep smiling and think about this:

 

"BUY YOUR TICKETS FOR DUB DUB DUB - WE ARE GETTING CLOSER!!!" - THE OUTWITS

 

Give us some of your own medicine:

 

Normally I use this bit to beg you to send me your web stuff but this week I'm going for your pocket. Buy a ticket to our new show Dub Dub Dub and we won't have to keep handing out bloody fliers on the streets like homeless people. Really good looking, talented homeless people but homeless never the less. and not smelly. Well two of us aren't.

 

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