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"April 18th - Stone gets laid. Smokes cigarette.
On this day in 1506 - The cornerstone of the current St. Peter's Basilica was laid. What's the big deal? Well this stone was 35 and still lived with his parents.
On a brighter note check out these old people with lights coming out of their back parts...
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(Thanks Archive Org & Bronnie)

 

Dub, dub, dub IN CHRISTCHURCH!!!!

Hey we're in our home town of the big (03) and gearing up for some dubbbing madness at The Loons tonight and tomorrow night. Book now

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_ _ The Outwits' weekly viral dose of the best medicine _ _

 

18/04/08 - Number: 040 (For the pretty version of this newsletter click here)

 

☺ ;) :@ I WAS JOKING☺ ;) :@

 

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - silence - -

HUSBAND: B**ger ....

 

(THanks Justine)

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!!!!FUNNY COZ IT'S TRUE!!!!!!

Sorry about the slightly blue language on this one but it made me laugh so much I had to sit down for a bit.jpeg

 

 

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Right's that's enough, get back to work!

Until next week, keep smiling and think about this:

 

"BUY YOUR TICKETS FOR DUB DUB DUB - ESPECIALLY YOU CHRISTCHURCH HOMIES" - THE OUTWITS

 

Give us some of your own medicine:

 

Hey now those people that keep sending us humorous pictures with women in various staes of undress, we can't publish them sorry. As much as we'd love to. It's not you, it's us. Don't stop sending them though, coz one day we may publish the Farting TromboneR. And Rikki likes the ladies ' naughty parts.

 

Flick it to: Fartingtrombone@outwits.co.nz