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"May 2nd - Tennessee conducts animal experiments
On this day in 1955 - Tennessee Williams won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. His later works, Dingo in my Exhaust Pipe and Badger in the Freezer didn't fare so well. Especially when police realised Badger was a euphamism for wife.
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(Thanks Marc)

 

Dub, dub, dub IN WELLINGTON!!!!

It's our last leg of the Dub Dub Dub NZ tour and we're in the windy (04) next week - if you are there or know someone who is tell them to Book now

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_ _ The Outwits' weekly viral dose of the best medicine _ _

 

02/05/08 - Number: 041 (For the pretty version of this newsletter click here)

 

☺ ;) :@ I WAS JOKING☺ ;) :@

 

A woman walks in to a pet shop and says, "Do you sell large white bears?"

Before the shopkeeper can answer a man rushes in
and says, “"Don't serve her, she's escaped from the asylum".

What's wrong? Says the pet shop owner.
“"She has 'buy polar" disorder”."

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### ENGRISH!!! ###

Apparently it's the offical drink of the upcoming Olympics...

 

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!!!!FRIDAY CUTE BIT!!!!!! DEATH METAL DOG

He's so metal that he deosn't eat dog sausage, he bites the heads of dachsunds. jpeg

 


 

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Right's that's enough, get back to work!

Until next week, keep smiling and think about this:

 

"Thank you to everyone who came and saw our show. We totally love you guys and couldn't do theatre without you. Otherwise it would be the acting equivalent of self love."

 

Give us some of your own medicine:

 

Send stuff. Or else. (Just like a toffee covered dwarf with a knife; short, sweet and to the point).

 

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