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"May 16th - First Academy Awards not yet annual"
On this day in 1929 - In Hollywood, California, the first Academy Awards were handed out. Back in those days the stars weren't played off, so the first ceremony clocked in at just under two days. Speaking of awards, this one should get best dance by a puppet...
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(Thanks Nick)

 

OUTWITS NOMINATED FOR FRED AWARD

We were flown up to Auckland last weekend to appear before a packed house at the Sky City theatre. It seems the only act from the South Island at this year's NZ Comedy Fest really made an impression not only with the crowds but also with the judges.

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_ _ The Outwits' weekly viral dose of the best medicine _ _

 

16/05/08 - Number: 043 (For the pretty version of this newsletter click here)

 

☺ ;) :@ I WAS JOKING☺ ;) :@

 

Q: Why do Austrians go to dance parties?
A: They love a little underground house.

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### ENGRISH!!! ###

For a do that's out of this world...

 

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!!!!COMPUTER HAIKU!!!!

For those of you who wish to master Zen and the art of word processing...

 

The Web site you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent and reboot.

Order shall return.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

Serious error

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

 

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Right's that's enough, get back to work!

Until next week, keep smiling and think about this:

 

"I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down." - Mitch Hedberg

 

Give us some of your own medicine:

 

You have stuff. We have space. Together we shall make sweet mirth. So please attached said jape to an appropriate missive and we shall consider it unless it is porn, for this is not workplace safe and shall cause much embarassement.

 

Flick it to: Fartingtrombone@outwits.co.nz