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@@Dog Pack Attacks Croc In AUSSIE@@
The crocodile, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the croc preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the croc.
_ _ The Outwits' weekly viral dose of the best medicine _ _
30/05/08 - Number: 045 (For the pretty version of this newsletter click here)
*******THREE STAGES OF LIFE*********
SINGLE LIFE
MARRIED LIFE
DIVORCED... LIFE
☺ ;) :@ I WAS JOKING☺ ;) :@
The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,
looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Woah dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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Here's proof that deer and rabbit can live togther in harmony. If only it were the same for the Jews and the pig farmers.
Right's that's enough, get back to work!
Until next week, keep smiling and think about this:
"Cute means never having to say you're sorry." - I just made that up coz it's true people. You know it is. When was the last time a cute person said sorry and meant it? They suck.
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