It's not Friday, but this Friday (and Saturday) The Outwits are teaming up with top columist/comedian, Joe Bennett and the hit band, The Eastern to do two nights only of music and comedy.
Friday Funnies!
Number: 046
Tags: Friday Funnies!DUB DUB DUB - ALERT!
The Outwits are performing the show that got them nominated
for The Fred Dagg award at last year's NZ comedy Festival at
The Loons this Thursday, Friday and Saturday!
Number: 045
Tags: Friday Funnies!<<<< FRIDAY CUTE MADNESS >>>>
Due to the absolute plethora of goddam sickeningly cute images that you people seem hell bent on sending me - I've gone all sugary weird and now must inflict this sacherine madness on you insuspecting Friday folk...
Number: 046
Tags: Friday Funnies!DUB DUB DUB - ALERT!
The Outwits are performing the show that got them nominated
for The Fred Dagg award at last year's NZ comedy Festival at
The Loons this Thursday, Friday and Saturday!
Number: 043
Tags: Friday Funnies!<<<< Today in Hysteriary >>>>
"May 16th - First Academy Awards not yet annual"
On this day in 1929 - In Hollywood, California, the first Academy Awards were handed out. Back in those days the stars weren't played off, so the first ceremony clocked in at just under two days. Speaking of awards, this one should get best dance by a puppet...
Number: 042
Tags: Friday Funnies!ON TOUR - TOO DRUNK!!!!!!!
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Hi Andie here, I sat down to do the newsletter at the same time I do every week, but upon falling off my chair and giggling uncontrollably for about a minute before running to the toilet to be sick, I realised this week - I IZ WAAAY TOO DRUNK TO DO IT. That's the rock'n'roll life on tour, people. Air mattress, cold flat and all the meths you can drink.
Number: 041
Tags: Friday Funnies!<<<< Today in Hysteriary >>>>
"May 2nd - Tennessee conducts animal experiments
On this day in 1955 - Tennessee Williams won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. His later works, Dingo in my Exhaust Pipe and Badger in the Freezer didn't fare so well. Especially when police realised Badger was a euphamism for wife.
Number: 040
Tags: Friday Funnies!"April 18th - Stone gets laid. Smokes cigarette.
On this day in 1506 - The cornerstone of the current St. Peter's Basilica was laid. What's the big deal? Well this stone was 35 and still lived with his parents.
On a brighter note check out these old people with lights coming out of their back parts...
Number: 039
Tags: Friday Funnies!<<<< Today in Hysteriary >>>>
"April 11th" - Scots get sconed by stone
On this day in 1951 the Stone of Scone, the stone upon which Scottish monarchs were traditionally crowned, was found on the site of the altar of Arbroath Abbey. I too have been sconed by a stone. And (come to think of it) stoned from scones. And brownies too. Speaking of drugs... (NSFW - it features one F word and a weird doctor's model of some lady parts) CLICK IF YOU DARE!!!!!
