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"April 4th" - Houston we have a problem

On this day in 1970 - Apollo 13 was launched. Which of course coined the now famous saying, "Houston, Tom Hanks won't stop pushing the buttons and really pissing Kevin Bacon off." Speaking of movies - have you booked your tickets for Dub, dub, dub yet? Click on the pic to see some trailer action...

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"March 7th" - Monaco gets another Prince Albert

On this day in 1958 Prince Albert the 2nd was born in Monaco. Now I don't know about you but I think naming your kid after a knob piercing is just plain weird. Almost as weird as convincing your friends to give up their Saturday to be TETRIS.

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"March 7th" - Alexander rings a bell
On this day in 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell is granted a patent for an invention he calls the telephone (patent # 174,465). It was also on this day that Mrs. Bell got her first obscene phone call and another one to ask if her fridge was running... Whilst in Nigeria they have just invented the action movie. 

Number: 035

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"February 29th" - Tony comes teeth first
On this day in 1960 - American motivator, guru and dental phenomenon, Tony Robbins was born. While successful, he always suffered from living in the shadow of his more successful sibling, "Baskind-And".
Here at The Farting Trombone we prefer a whole different kind of motivational aphorism than the Robbins "Hour (on my tower) Of Power", like this picture for example...

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We're all winding down and have been drunk for about 10 days now. Most of you will be flapping about like headless chooks, so to make it easy on us all we proudly present:

 

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HAS LOL CATS. CAN SHOW? ISSUE!!!!!

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"December 14th" - Don't Clash with Achmed!
On this day in 1979 - Punk rock group The Clash release London Calling in the UK, but they never quite Rocked the Cabsbah like this dude. Click the pic for action!

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"December 7th" - Apollo 17 moons us for the last time

On this day in 1972 - Apollo 17 was the last moon rocket to break through the earth's protective barrier (said to be the same as cling film) which prevents us from going off in the sun. Which is why we are all now so crispy fresh. Unlike this dude, this dude is dying, yo. 

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"November 30th" - US says, "No desert thanks, we're full."
On this day in 1995 - Operation Desert Storm officially ended leaving a few American soldiers a bit worse for wear and Hollywood with a new Vietnam to portray. If only Bollywood did war movies, now that would almost be as cool as this all singing- all dancing madness.

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"November 23th" - Ronald just says, "No."
On this day in 1988 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan signed a bill which began America's war on drugs. After fighting the Vietnamese they thought the drugs would be easier to beat. Little did they know the drugs would totally waste them.
How do you fight drugs? Kill the DJs! Click the pic and watch, yo.

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"November 16th" - Mother T gets "Yanked".
On this day in 1996 - Mother Teresa received honorary US citizenship so she could legally enter Las Vegas without having dress up as a showgirl. What a hero she was too, but not a patch on Italian Spiderman. Oh no.

 

(Thanks Marc)

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