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"November 9th" - Rolling Stone
On this day in 1921 - Albert Einstein was awarded the Nobel Prize for his work on the photoelectric effect, SO we thought it was only right to celebrate thie with

THE FARTING TROMBONE PHOTO ISSUE

because we have no idea what the photoelectric effect means.

Number: 027

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"November 2nd" - The spruce goose lets loose and gets shot down

On this day in 1947 - In California, Designer Howard Hughes performed the maiden (and only) flight of the Spruce Goose; the largest fixed-wing aircraft ever built. Oh the yankees and their inventions... like this wee gem. The joke is, this is no joke! Love the last line!

Number: 026

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"October 26th" - Baby Fae gets a new monkey pump.

This day in 1984 - "Baby Fae" received a heart transplant from a baboon. Which advanced medical science far enough that I could get that organ transplant from a horse recently. Baby Fae kicked ass but not as much as this wee kung fu cherub

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"October 19th" - Saddam sux while Stacey blows!.
On this day in 2005, Saddam Hussein went on trial in Baghdad for crimes against humanity. Whereas this chick never went on trial for crimes against trumpets.

 

(Thanks Marky G)

Number: 024

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"October 12th" - 6 billion people and this guy.
On this day in 1999 the six billionth person was born on Earth. You'd think out of 6 billion carbon-based bipeds we'd be able to find a half decent sportscaster.

 

(Thanks Porl)

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"October 5th" - Ridge joins Bush to fight zombies!!
On this day in 2001 Tom Ridge resigned as Governor of Pennsylvania to become President Bush's Homeland Security adviser. Thanks to this recently leaked footage we know why...

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"September 28th" - Darth dies Harpo style!

On this day in 1964 Marx brother, Harpo shuffled off this mortal coil but first he did a prat fall and honked his horn one last time. But I bet he didn't play his harpo quite like Darth's Death.

 

(Thanks Mark)

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"September 21th" - Some hobbits are hard to break

On this day in 1937 JRR Tolkien's "The Hobbit" hit the shelves. Not the high shelves, mind you. The Hobbit-height ones. The other ones were too "reachy". And now NZ is famous for its Hobbits... oh and STUPID POLITICIANS.

Number: 020

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"September 14th" - Empty vacuums make the most noise

On this day in 1947 RCA released the 12AX7 vacuum tube. After initally flying away it returned and made a nest in their roof. Speaking of vacuums, meet Miss South Carolina.

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"September the 7th" – Two geeks make sweet, sweet love.

On this day in 1988 Google was birthed by two geeks called Larry and Sergey…<giggle> Sir Gay… great name, dweeb. Where would we be without these two clever buggers? Well, I would never have seen Pammy do Tommy for free or have found this GORILLA GEM!

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