"June the 22nd" – Bionica vs. Brockovitch.
The Bionic Woman, Lindsay Wagner was born on this day in 1949, and so was Erin Brockovitch in 1960. Two strong women, kicking ass and taking names. I like strong women… and bearded ladies. It’s a circus fetish.
But I don’t wear leather gimp suits, oh no… I wear hoodies with “engrish” on the front. Circus ladies love that.
"June the 15th" – We get the Vulcan treatment.
This day in 1844 Charles Goodyear received a patent for vulcanization, a process to strengthen rubber. It’s also a process whereby you lose your emotions and get funny shaped ears.
"June the 8th" – Priscilla denies King’s throne room.
This day in 1982 Priscilla Presley opened Graceland to the public but the toilet in which Elvis died was off-limits to the public. Sometimes life doesn’t need a punch line… For example: did you know that the head of drama at Clerkenwell Films is called Petra Fried?
"June the 1st" – Morgan Frees the Penguins.
Morgan Freeman was born today in 1937. Star of Se7en and Batman Begins, he is probably best known as the narrator of “March of the Penguins.” Who hasn’t seen it? You laugh, you cry, you try and describe it other people… like this guy in a TV spot for CANAL TV. Tres laughy…
